He should have said, “not today, satan”


Satan, our favorite invisible friend, has been up to his old tricks. According to Freethought Today, Alexander G. Garcia of Middleton, Idaho was sentenced to 5 to 15 years in prison for molesting a 12-year-old girl in the Nampa Seventh-day Adventist Church where he was a deacon. Garcia said that Satan made him take the young girl into the storage room in July 2013. He was also ordered to pay a $5,000 civil penalty and more than $3,000 in fines. Satan has not volunteered to assist Garcia in paying these penalties or serving the sentence.

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