Massive health care law leads to white women fainting


Official photographic portrait of US President...
Official photographic portrait of US President Barack Obama (born 4 August 1961; assumed office 20 January 2009) (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

 

We  who opposed the health care law knew it was going to happen. First there would be death panels. Government bureaucrats were going to decide whether your pets would receive health care or be sent off to the slaughterhouse. Will your house pet become an afternoon snack somewhere in Asia?All thanks to faceless unelected bureaucrats?

 

Will people with their disgusting pre-existing conditions begin clogging doctor’s offices demanding treatment? Why don’t they just suck it up like the rest of us? And of course their fancy government website crashes when thousands of people try to sign up for unpopular benefits. Who could have anticipated that?

 

But now I heard that there is a deluge of white women fainting when President Obama speaks. They can’t stand having his massive health care package shoved down their throats.If I was a white woman I would surely turn to Ted Cruz in my hour of need. Save me, oh save me, Senator please. Pause while millions of white women across America faint in unison.

 

 

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