Will it be tits or no tits tonight, sir?


Closeup of the breasts of a pregnant woman. Fr...
Closeup of the breasts of a pregnant woman. Français : Plan rapproché des seins d’une femme enceinte. Italiano: Primo piano dei seni di una donna incinta. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Well with all the hot button issues of marriage equality, war in the Middle East and implementing the Affordable Care Act, you would think there would be plenty of interesting topics for atheists to discuss. And you would be…wrong. An atheist dating site I belong to on Facebook has been wrapped up these past couple of days in tits. It is commonly known that women have them and the advent of the Internet and social networking has given them more opportunities to display them. There has been a virtual explosion of breasts and with that explosion there is a backlash against them. Especially with summer time, breasts are in your face, causing traffic problems, stalling lines in super markets as men check out the breasts or lack thereof on the women at the cash registers and the women judges handing down fines for DWI on stupid men and women.

Well as luck would have it a young woman from New Zealand posted a couple of rather modest pictures of herself trying to attract attention. And a couple of guys did react. All of them were guys who lived far away from her hoping to get a taste of her fruit. She also explained that she is a mother and had a picture with one of her children.

So naturally all hell broke loose among the atheists. Guys saying “get those breasts away from us” while the others said, “c’mon, off with your tops, ladies.” Send us more. A couple of women said they love posting tit pics and anyone who didn’t like it, could suck it (not them, of course). While all this was going on I noticed a nice woman on the sidelines saying she liked talking about nerdy stuff. It turns out she wishes she was  at Gencon. She likes Sci-Fi and had a prominent Down with DOMA banner on her timeline that matched mine. what’s not to like about a woman like that?

We talked for a while without bringing up her breasts and that was refreshing. When I checked back with the atheists they were still going at it and lathering up about breasts. I wonder what a Klingon would say about this.

i talked with my new friend after the guy who was the main complainer about breasts had been booted. i have made the mistake of pursuing women based upon their breast size and also enjoyed friendships with women because I ignored their breasts.  I thing I’m really looking for a woman to talk to, like the Billy Joel song.

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